There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.

The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill.

These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand what they were doing.

Finally he had to ask them.

He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.

Remember to laugh often it is good for the soul, releases stress and aides in the healing process.

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I’m not into exercising.

Yesterday my wife said, “Let’s walk around the block,”

I said, “Why? We’re already here!”

Laugh as often as you can.

Laughter is good for your immune system and speeds up your healing process.

Laughter lowers blood pressure and reduces stress hormones.

Laughter is good for your soul.

Two brothers were always getting into trouble in their neighborhood.

The people in the neighborhood started complaining to the parents about the boys.

So the boys parents decided to have their priest talk to the boys. The priest asks to speak to the boys alone, requesting to see the youngest first.

The young boy comes in and sits at a large table across the room from the priest. The priest looks at the boy, points at him and, trying to emphasize that God is in everyone, asks, “Where is God?”

The boy looks around the room and back at the priest and says nothing. Again, the priest points at the boy and in a louder voice asks, “Where is God?” The boy says nothing.

The priest walks around the table, pointing inches from the boy’s face and asks again, “Where is God?”

The boy jumps out of his chair and runs out the door. The boy runs right home, grabs his older brother and says to him, “We are in BIG trouble!”

His brother replies, “We haven’t done anything!” The younger brother replies, “God’s missing, and they think we did it!”

Laugh often and enjoy the good feeling it promotes in your system.

Laughter lowers blood pressure and reduces stress.

Emotions like anger, sadness and fear are released with laughter.

Laughter brings balance to your immune system, which fights disease.

Enjoy laughing and laugh as often as you can.

An Antartian boy and his father were visiting a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, “Go get your mother.”

Remember to find things that are funny and make you laugh and laugh as often as you can. Laughing is a wonderful way to heal the human body.

An old man was driving on the freeway when his car phone rang.

It was his wife. “Herman, she cried, “I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280.  Please be careful.”

“Good Golly,” exclaimed Herman. “It’s not just one car, It’s hundreds of them”.

Laugh as often as you can. Laughter is good for healing.

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary’s heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, “Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses.

The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.”

Laughter is good for healing, Find funny things to make you laugh

and laugh as often as you can.

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.

I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”

Laughter is good for healing. Find funny things to laugh about and laugh

as often as you can.

The effects of laughter on the human body are positively immense!

A good belly laughing session gives your human body a total body workout, lowering blood pressure and reducing levels of stress hormones.

Negative emotions like anger, sadness, and fear are released with laughter.

Laughter is helpful to those coping with major illness and the stress of life’s problems.

Researchers say that laughter can basically bring balance to all the components of the immune system, which helps to fight disease.

So find out what makes you laugh and do it, read it or watch it more often and help bring your system into health!

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently.

“I think you bring me bad luck.”

Laughter is good for healing. Find funny things to make you laugh
and laugh as often as you can.